1. I checked out an elderly lady in the locker room today. She had a really cute bathing suit on.
2. Weiner farts are the worst.
3. I have a crush on Christopher Plummer and Clint Eastwood, even though they could be my grampa. Is that icky?
4. The automatically flushing toilets at work scare the crap out of me.
5. I am done with my uterusThat's it. I'm sure you've been waiting a long time for a posting. But this is all I got.