While Mom took a Shower

Sometimes, the blogs just write themselves. This one is a story my 8 year old son wrote on a whim. He typed it into Word and here is the exact story, as he wrote it. 
***The names have not been changed to protect the guilty!***

While Mom took a Shower

Two boys, Luca & Nicolas, lived with their Mom and Dad. One day, their Mom, Rebecca, wanted to take a shower, but she was too worried to leave the kids alone! After a BIG argument, she finally went in the shower. The minute they couldn't see her anymore, they called everyone they knew, including the postman!! Everyone rushed over, before you could say "spaghetti"!  Some of their friends: Adam, Nick, Zach, and Michael turned on the fan, got on the table and..... JUMPED onto the ceiling fan! They span faster and faster and faster until....CRASH! Oh No! The fan fell down! When it fell, it landed right on the table! BOOM!!  Rebecca heard that boom and she got out of the shower, quickly put on a towel, and rushed downstairs!  She saw what they were doing, and she did not like it! Some boy wasn't looking where he was going and bumped into Rebecca, right where her towel was tied, and it fell down!  Everyone stared at her then they fell to the ground, laughing! She was so embarrassed! She started crying! But, soon she got over it. And from that day on, they had to scrub the toilet, scoop manure, and polish her fingernails! And that is why your parents don't like to leave you by yourself!

The End!