Trick-or-Treat, Smell my Feet

The other night we had our friends, Mark & Mia over for sup. After the kids went to bed, we got a little giggly thinking about the suckiest things a kid could receive in his/her trick-or-treat bag.

What started as a top ten list turned into a monster. You may have to relocate the fam after giving out any of the following to your neighborhood goblins:

1. Sweet & Low packet
2. pennies in a plastic sandwich bag
3. religious pamphlet
4. a Cheez-it
5. dental floss
6. staples
7. Chapstick
8. apple
9. Dum Dums
10. Communion wafer
11. your old hockey trophies
12. circus peanuts
13. 1 Uno card
14. a rock
15. Fortune cookie
16. 1 shoe lace
17. leftover Pink Peeps
18. a can of chick peas
19. 1 Pez
20. empty bubble wand
21. an enema
22. pierogis
23. a raw pumpkin seed, pulp attached
24. fire safety booklets
25. a raisin
26. pine cones
27. baby carrots
28. Feenamint
29. dog biscuits
30. 1 orange Tic Tac
31. anti-bacterial soap
32. a Mentos
33. can of sardines
34. a ball of dryer lint
35. 1 cheese ball
36. ketchup & mustard packets
37. a peanut
38. used tea bags
39. broken crayons
40. hemorrhoid cream
41. lighter fluid
42. push pins
43. H1N1 symptom list
44. the list of approved snack items from their school

If you think of any other great give-aways, do share below!